Who reblogged the picture of Ben and Debbie bringing on new followers and likes/reblogs? I was all happy in my little hideaway, lurking about on the dashboard and occasionally liking and giggling away at posts!
I get the hint, I’ll reemerge into the light of day. New posts will resume this afternoon. Any scene/episode requests?
Emmett: If you ask me, nobody makes a better woman than a gay man.
Michael: What woman looks like that? Big red wig, and tons of jewelry, gaudy clothes.
(Emmett and Ted exchange glances. Michael realizes what they’re thinking.)
Michael: My mother does not look like that!
( Episode #2.13 )
Emmett: So uh, if the twink jerks off for more than eight hours does he get overtime?
( Episode #2.06 )
Ben walks in to Michael’s comic book store and starts looking around. Emmett nearly castrates himself falling over a chair.
Emmett: Mmm. Brown leather jacket, denim shirt, those shoes. Classic breeder wear. I say straight.
Michael: Sandman, Batman, Superman. If he picks up an X-Men I say gay.
( Episode #2.06 )
Debbie: I know what happened to you sucks. And I’m not going to give you some Pollyanna shit about everything happens for a reason or this was God’s gift to make you strong. Cause if anyone had said that to me honey, when Vic was dying I would have punched them right in the fucking mouth. All you can do at a time like this, is just hang on until the scenery changes. So, why don’t you just let me lend a hand in pouring hot stuff, okay?
Justin: (nods, and starts to walk away)
Debbie: And one more thing. The next time you talk to me like that, I’m gonna rip you a new butthole so big you’ll be able to take a cannon up your ass.
( Episode #2.05 )
